Saturday, February 23, 2008

17 Gas Maskitis

Mom's can just do things that most people can't like changing toxic waste of the bums of your kids. This was brought home to me the other day when I came home from being out and found that chad was all decked out in a gas mask and rubber gloves. I said whats the problem, he said Kayson has a poopy diaper and I was getting ready to change it, but now that you are home you can do it. I said go ahead you are already all decked out don't let me spoil your fun.
He is a great help but he will never change poopy diapers. Some things need to be left to the women ( the stronger sex ). I wish I had all that fancy gear to wear when I change diapers it would smell a lot nicer.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Lean mean 16

Lets get to the skinny of things. Kids are there to make you Laugh, cry and go crazy all in the same day. They can also amaze you at a very young age. Logan is finally potty trained he takes himself potty when he has to go. Wahoo. He also loved his lesson about the Holy Ghost on sunday and keeps telling me neat things he learned about the Holy Ghost. His teacher gave them neclaces with a piece of paper attached that has a picture of the Holy Ghost on it He will not take it off becasuse he is not 8 yet and can not have it with him always so he has to wear the neclace so the Holy Ghost can be with him all the time (this is what he told me).
Trevor is the biggest help and the biggest tease. He makes me want to jump for joy and scream at the same time.
Kayson loves to wake Audrey up after I have just put her to bed.
Audrey is sitting up all by herself. Wahoo.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Love is a wonderful thing so is step 15

Even though my kids drive me crazy sometimes they also create some of the greatest joy and laughter in my life. My husband is the best and I challange anyone who says otherwise to a duel.
If I would let Trevor he would wear the same clothes to school everyday. He does tricky things like putting the new clothes on over the old ones. We are constantly battling about this.

Tah Da Logan has gone 3 days without an accident. No battling anymore. Yeah.

Kayson is working on Potty Training himself. He takes himself potty all the time. He still has not figured out when he really has to go and he pees on the floor a lot if I don't make it there fast enough.

Audrey is sitting. She makes me so happy. I am very glad I am the mother of 4 children.

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Steps 11-14 skiping step 13 becausee iit is very bad luck.

My kids are little me's in some ways and it makes me wish I was different. They all want to save every little scrap of paper that they make. Like this week when Logan ripped up a peice of paper and called it a candy bar and shared with me. When he was done playing I tried to throw away the scraps and he was really upset. He kept crying mom your throwing away my candy bar we need to save my candy bar. Trevor is the same way.

Kayson cries all the time. I wish that he could be happy more. He has such a cute smile and he makes me laugh. Audrey is getting really big for her she is now 12 pounds 10 oz. She is as cute as ever.

This week I decided that my husband Is my 5th child. He has been trying all day to convice the kids to eat me for dinner. He says that he is really my first child because he is older than Trevor . My dog is my 6th child and by far the most needy but. I love them all.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Steps 1-10 Have Kids

One child is enough to drive you crazy if you want to go realy crazy, have 4. I have Trevor who is 7, Logan who is 3, Kayson who is 2, and Audrey (the only girl), who is 7 months old.
This week Trevor came home from school and told me that him and his friend Dayton both liked this girl at school and when they grew up one of them was going to marry her and the other one was going to marry someone else and live next door so they could both enjoy her beauty. He has come along way when he was three he was dead set on marrying both of them and could not be convinced that this was not possible.
Logan told me a couple of weeks ago in the doctors office that he was verry worried. When I asked him why he told me that he had not learned to fly yet. He asked me If I could teach him. I told him that I did not know how and I had not learned that yet either. He said maybe the doctor could teach him and he asked the doctor for help, the doctor told him he had not learned how yet either. Logan told the doctor that as soon has he had learned to fly that he would come back and teach the doctor.
Kayson is fascinated by the potty. He tells me he has to go potty every few minutes. I run him to the potty only to find out that he already went in his diaper. His catch phrase right now is Kool-aid mom I need more Kool-aid. This wouldn't be funny except that we have not had Kool-aid in a long time and he really wants juice but will not say juice.
Audrey is the cutest thing but she is learning how to eat and she hates baby cereal. She is a pro at spitting and makes a huge mess.
Throw in one really big dog and you have the rescipe for crazyness.